Joe Biden’s Blue Shirts Will Be Knocking at Your Door

by Dave Crow | Jul 30, 2021

On July 6, 2021 President Joe Biden announced plans to ramp up the federal government’s efforts to get more Americans vaccinated against COVID under a new program that includes “literally knocking on doors,” as Biden puts it.

“The big misinterpretation that Fox News or whomever else is saying is that they are essentially envisioning a bunch of federal workers knocking on your door, telling you you’ve got to do something that you don’t want to do,” Anthony Fauci, President Biden’s chief medical adviser, said in an interview. “That’s absolutely not the case, they will be trusted messengers who are part of the community doing that — not government officials.”

This week, in his sternest approach yet to pushing Americans to get vaccinated, the President bluntly argued that if you are unvaccinated, “You present a problem to yourself, to your family and to those with whom you work.” Biden announced a number of new steps his administration will take to try to get more Americans vaccinated and slow the spread of coronavirus, including requiring that all federal employees must attest to being vaccinated against Covid-19 or face strict protocols.

Children’s Health Defense Chairman Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., criticized the plan, saying it would “accomplish nothing beyond making Americans fear and despise their government.”

“It’s a foreboding fork in the road to totalitarianism. We are now moving beyond the propaganda stage into this very coercive program where federal agents appear at American homes with the menacing message: ‘We know who you are and where you live. We have you on our list, we have your medical records, we want your neighbors to know that you are dangerous. We don’t recognize your property or privacy rights. You must take our untested, experimental pharmaceutical product. If you want to end this harassment, you must submit to a risky medical intervention made by an unscrupulous company with no liability and if you die or suffer permanent neurological injury, tough luck!’”

A White House aide, who refused to be named, called me today to describe what’s happening behind-the-scenes. “It’s a bunker mentality around here. The President is is starting to go off the rails! Sometimes I just think he’s not all there.” Rather than interrupt with questions, I decided to let him talk.

Biden is obsessed with Bobby Kennedy, Jr. Just today he started ranting, out of nowhere, “That goddamned Bobby Kennedy, god damn him to hell. Today his goddamned website reported that almost 12,000 people had been killed by the vaccines.” I swear to god, Dave, it was like he was channeling LBJ from 1968. When Biden was reminded that the report came from the CDC, he snorted, “Then we’ll just have to censor those motherfuckers too!”

“Hold on,” I said, “I don’t get it, he seems to be getting good press…” “Wait a minute there’s more,” he interrupted.

At an extended staff meeting to establish the guidelines for the door knocking campaign, Biden started the meeting without fanfare or the normal courtesies. “Why can’t we just round them all up and stick ’em? The unvaccinated I mean.” The room was silent for a full minute. “Jeez, guys, it’s a joke…it’s a joke already.” Soft, nervous laughter.

“Ok,” Biden continues, “How are we going to get these bozos vaccinated? Well, I have some ideas. The door-knockers…I don’t care what Fauci says about trusted members of the community…not government workers…blah, blah, blah. Elon was telling me the other day that people like cool uniforms. I think the door-knockers should look official…not cops or military, at first, but, you know, official. I think they need cool uniforms, sort of…what’s the word I’m looking for…quasi military. And the uniforms should be blue…yeah…Democrat blue.” More silence.

But Biden pushed on, “If they still resist the vaccine. They must be shamed. They must able to be picked out in a crowd, for their own good. I thought we were going to be able to do that with masks, but now the CDC wants the vaccinated to wear masks too. What’s up with that?”

Biden: “No I really mean it, they must be shamed and I have an idea for that as well. Suppose we develop a patch or a badge that the unvaccinated must wear on their clothes, you know, maybe a syringe that’s color coded to show the level of their resistance, you know something that also indicates where or how they got their cockamamie, nincompoop ideas, like maybe red for political resistance, purple for wacko religious influence…you know.”

Jen Psaki leaned over and whispered something in Biden’s ear. “What?” he demanded. Then she whispered more deliberately. Biden scoffed, “Come on Jen, that was almost a hundred years ago. Nobody remembers that. I didn’t even think about it until just now when you reminded me.”

An intern shyly raised his hand and Biden nodded. “Mr. President, didn’t the Nazis… “Man,” Biden interrupted, “if I had known you were so damned dumb, I wouldn’t have called on you.”

“Holy christ!” I exclaimed. “There’s more.” said the whistleblower.

Yeah. The big money’s getting nervous. They want Biden to wrap this up now. The resistance is getting stiffer and they want as few people as possible to be able to say I told you so if the shit hits the fan. If everybody is vaccinated and later they start to drop like flies, it will be easier to blame the latest Islamic terror group for releasing a new virus and focus the people’s attention on bombing shit hole countries who can’t fight back. I also hear that the real powers are threatening to blow up the ’22 elections (which wouldn’t be that hard) and run one of their own who will be a hell of a lot slicker than Trump in ’24 if Biden doesn’t get his shit together. The pressure is on.

To paraphrase the Who, meet the New Normal, same as the Old Normal.